After discovering the Moon's intent on killing all humans through the use of adorable exploding bunnies, Dave set about plotting the Moon's downfall. After two years of planning and fending off the Moon's robot minions, Dave launched the final attack. The attack consisted of six graviton cannons working together to push the Moon out of Earth's orbit, and straight into the Sun.

Unfortunately one major casualty in the war was Dave's robot companion, PATRICK (Packy), whom he has since honored in the form of a paper robot, which sits atop his monitor to remind him of Packy's courage and tenacity in the war against the Moon. He also graduated in 2.3 years with a bachelors in Interactive Media Design and now codes websites.

WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING:

42

WHO WOULD WIN IN A BADMINTON MATCH, JESUS OR BUDDHA?

Probably Jesus, but only because he's in great shape.

According to Han Solo, In how many parsecs did the Millennium Falcon complete the Kessel Run?

Twelve

BUT WAIT A MINUTE, I THOUGHT A PARSEC WAS A MEASURMENT OF DISTANCE, NOT TIME, HOW DOES THE LAST QUESTION MAKE ANY SENSE?

As George put it, the "fastest" ship is the one that can plot the "most direct course", thereby traveling the least distance. Therefore saying that Han finished in only twelve parsecs is simply saying he found the fastest and most direct course.